Santa’s Favorite 25 Elf Jokes
It's no mystery who makes all the toys for the children every year. The elves stay very busy researching, experimenting, and constructing new toys. But, while doing so, they certainly know how to have fun in the process. They are always coming up with new jokes. Santa Claus loves to hear all of their newest silly sayings, jokes, and puns. We've put together 25 of Santa's favorites. We hope it brings you joy and keeps the spirit of Christmas alive in your heart all year long.
1. What is Santa's helpers' favorite song? "Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas."
2. What are elves' favorite types of photos? Elfies.
3. What's an animal that never forgets Christmas? An elfant.
4. How do elves get to the top floor? They take an elf-avator.
5. How do elves keep their hands so clean? They use lots of Santa-tiser!
6. What do you call a naughty elf who's bunked off work? A rebel without a Claus!
7. What do you get when a group of 11 elves adds another? Twelf.
8. Where do elves stay when they're on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
9. What type of music do elves like best? Wrap.
10. What do you call an elf who learns independently? Elf-taught.
11. What do you do if you can't hire a professional? Do it your elf.
12. Why did the elf take the day off? He had tinsel-itis!
13. What goes inside elves' pointy shoes? Their mistletoes.
14. What do you call an elf who won't share? Elfish.
15. How do elves keep their breath fresh? Orna-mints.
16. How did Santa's helper see the doctor so quickly? He had private elf care.
17. How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten: One to change it and nine to stand on one another's shoulders.
18. What did Rudolph say to the elf when they went flying? Hold on for deer life.
19. What currency do elves use? Jingle bills.
20. Why are Santa's helpers so good at making things? They love Do It Your Elf!
21. What's the first thing elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
22. How do elves feel after a long day of work? Elf-hausted.
23. Why does Santa have to wear a hard hat in his toy factory? Elf and safety!
24. What do you call a naughty elf that won't work? A rebel without a Claus!
25. What's the best way to gain confidence? To believe in your elf.